If an eating tool which has 4 tines is called a fork, is a 3-tined one called a threek? 2 tines: a twook. One tine: a onek, and no tines, a nunk?
The 9 and 7 year olds think this is hilarious. The 6 yr old doesn't get it. she might be too young or else she doesn't have a goofy sense of humor. The Benster and Little Lili are just too young.