there are always too many dishes on the top of the dishwasher than the bottom or the reverse? Why do we never have the same amount of dishes?
we are always out of teaspoons? Does the teaspoon elf swipe them?
my house is such a mess? This is rhetorical; doesn't require an answer.
the Hubbo sleeps on top of the covers? Does he not understand that the word "cover" means for him to BE covered?
we have so much laundry? Does it expand at night while we are sleeping?
the grass is really greener on the other side? Do we need to start watering our lawn and wasting water?
I'm not rich? snort. giggle. howl with laughter.
I don't care that I'm not rich?
I'm writing this?
you're reading this?
Good night, folks. This silly ruth is going to sleep!
From itsJUSTme - Whoa, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? What exactly is "the wrong side of the bed" anyway? And if you start sleeping on the other side and get up there, does that suddenly become the "right side of the bed"? What if you jump up and get up from he bottom of the bed, is that "the really wrong side of the bed"?