Where is the Yarnarian these days? She's dyeing, writing up sock patterns, dyeing, knitting up those sock patterns, dyeing, skeining and reskeining, dyeing. In short, she's overwhelmed with yarnie delight. That's wrong. She's not overwhelmed, she's just a bit short of then, i.e. she's whelmed.
She will be back soon. She promises. Hang in there.
Signed with love,
The whelmed Yarnarian.